Ruminations

If you follow Aaron Karo, you know what I am talking about, if not, this is just a bunch of RANDOM things I have been thinking about.

1. I need to plan something for July and August, if I don't, and I have nothing to look forward to, I will die. If anyone wants to take me on an all expense paid trip, please contact me PRONTO!!! I cannot imagine being responsible for these children, ALONE for EIGHT FLIPPING WEEKS (probably more, but I am not willing to count!)

2. I don't do camping, but I do enjoy LONG walks on the beach and luxury beach house rentals! Preferably with a king bed, but I will sacrifice and make Pat sleep on the floor :-) If people would like to share a beach house, also email me, I may be willing to contribute to the bill, but think I should pay less because Pat and I are so fun(ny)!

3. Am I making anyone laugh yet?

4. I am REALLY scared that Pat will HATE the chicken dinner when we get to Knott's Berry Farm!

5. The day after Easter, Pat and I have a date with a sushi restaurant BECAUSE a lot of sushi contains cream cheese and mayo! NO WONDER I HAVE BEEN CRAVING IT!

6. Is it terrible that I enjoy hearing Pat get frustrated with the kids because I like knowing it take 3 seconds for them to annoy him, when I am here with them ALL DAY LONG!

7. I like tweeting celebrities, it makes me feel as though I am part of the in crowd!

8. Listening to Jackson read is enough to drive me to drink, I HATE listening to kids sound out words! WORST PART OF TEACHING, hands down!

9. All the fish are DEAD-THE.END.