Friday, September 18, 2009

Five on Friday

FIVE REASONS I ADORE KARISSA, in honor of her 29th Birthday (silly girl will always be younger than me)!

1. She doesn't just sing like Belle from Beauty and the Beast, but she will use any props available to help make it as close to a stage production as possible. This means that she will stand on chairs, use hairbrushes as microphones, and if there is a coat of blanket to use as a cloak (even though I don't know that Belle wears one), you can be sure she is using it!

2. She is the only person I know who would have her Taco Bell taco spit in and not go in and punch the beyatch who did it in the face! However, if someone punches me in the face, she will go and punch them in the face!

3. She has amazing self confidence!

4. She is a fantastic listener. She listens to all the drama, tries to solve my numerous medical conditions, loves me unconditionally-what else can I girl ask for!?

5. We can have the most amazing time playing Old School Nintendo in our pajamas, that the cops will come up and see where the "party" is and wonder where everyone is hiding! OR, we can stalk the city of Phoenix trying to find the love of her life, Lance Bass, and it won't be until years later that we will discover he is gay (I KNEW IT ALL ALONG), and that it really wasn't worth our time to begin with!

Karissa, I love you! There are so many things I would have never survived if it wasn't for you. You are a truly unique individual that I am lucky to have in my life. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!


K to the M said...

Seriously crying as I'm reading this at work!! This is the sweetest thing ANYONE has ever done for me! I love it! I totally forgot about that freaking, DISGUSTING taco!! OMG! I love you!! Whenever we both become millionaires we will find a city that we both are willing to move to and live "the" life!!


K to the M said...

Of course, we would move Mrs. Kerwin there as well...Duh!!

Colleen said...

I hope you have a wonderful day! We all know that Leila's birthday gift is in my closet, so I wouldn't get anything to you on time, BUT. . .I hope you have a WONDERFUL birthday!

Is it sad that our idea of "the life" would be pajamas, wine of the week, Phase 10 and reality television!????? I think we could do that in Belton. . .OH WAIT, we have, LOL!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU!