Calgon Take Me Away!

A few days ago, I wrote about how I thought I would need more than a weekend to recover from being around my kids, now I think I need like a month. They are needy, whiny, annoying, irritable, argumentative, smart mouths that I need a serious break from. I think I have screamed, "JACKSON!", about a million and one times today, and I have told Tyler to, "KNOCK IT OFF!" (referring to her whine/cry), about a million and two! One day, I have to be with them ONE WHOLE DAY by myself this week, and I cannot even stand it. I was thinking about running out for a bottle of wine to start at nap time, but I think today I am going straight for the hard stuff.

OK, when I used Google Images to find the above picture, it also gave me this, and I almost used it, but realized it didn't say anything about Calgon on it, so maybe you guys wouldn't get it, but I still wanted to share!