You Want to FIRE ME!

Yesterday, I spoke about being able to "fire" my kids. Meaning when they don't listen, they are out! Well, I was telling Pat my feelings, and Jackson overhears me saying that I want to "fire" him! He tells me that I cannot fire him because it would really hurt! I start laughing, of course this is the real reason I stay home with my kids because it is freaking HYSTERICAL! He proceeds to tell me that my head can't hurt if I am laughing! HA! I tell him that I am going to fire him, I will put him on a stick like a S'more! He tells me that he won't fit. I told him I would find a stick big enough and toast him up on a graham cracker!

THESE ARE THE MOMENTS I STAY HOME FOR! What a goofball!